Inflatable Pecker Noodle

What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older lady who smacked people in the head with a penis-shaped pool noodle? Well, I feel bad for you, my friend. You really missed out on a quintessential childhood experience. Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older lady, with this Penis pool float.