Uber Discreet Delivery – Get It Fast & Keep It Naughty Quiet
Load up your cart with delicious little secrets?
Click that shopping bag like you mean it. Enter your postcode and smash “Let’s Check.”
If you get a “Good news!” message — congrats, you're in an Uber-pleasure zone. Now don’t blow it.
At checkout, make sure you pick UBER ADULT DELIVERY under shipping.
Not click & collect (unless you want awkward eye contact).
Not snail mail (we’re not sending smoke signals).
Just fast, discreet, door-knocking magic — minus the blushes.

How to Place Your Order

Your passport to pleasure—made for every state of mind.

Whether you’re coast-to-coast or somewhere in between, our collection of adult toys is designed to bring the heat wherever you are. From discreet vibes to bold innovations, we’ve got all your favorite toys, approved and ready for action.

Safe, slick, and delivered with a wink—because pleasure knows no borders.

Made in fun. Shipped with love.

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Can’t wait to get your hands on it? Choose Uber Delivery at checkout. We’re fast... really fast.

Turn up the heat—no excuses.

Whether you want to spark a fire or keep the flame burning, our arousal creams and gels are designed to tease, awaken, and amplify pleasure for both him and her. Smooth on, feel the tingles, and get ready for sensations that don’t quit.

Perfect for solo play or setting the mood together.

Because sometimes, a little extra magic goes a long way.

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Why wait 3 days to play? Pick Uber Delivery at checkout and we’ll come… to your door!!

All the feels, plus a little extra buzz.

Take your solo sessions to new heights with vibrating masturbators that combine texture and tremble for unforgettable pleasure. Designed to mimic, tease, and rumble, these toys deliver deep vibrations that keep you coming back for more.

Easy to use, easy to clean, impossible to resist.

Because every solo mission deserves a sidekick.

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Ready for all the Halloween parties you’re about to be invited to? 🎃 Starting at just $10, you can be!

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Double the buzz, double the pleasure.

Slip on one of our vibrating cock rings and get ready to keep it hard and hands-free. Designed to intensify your stamina while sending vibrations where they count—your pleasure and theirs—these rings turn up the heat on every session.

Rechargeable, powerful, and ready to play anytime.

Because why settle for one buzz when you can have two?

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Fast, fun, and totally private — Uber Adult delivers pleasure straight to your door.

Australia’s premier adult shop, ready when you are!

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