Uber Discreet Delivery – Get It Fast & Keep It Naughty Quiet
Load up your cart with delicious little secrets?
Click that shopping bag like you mean it. Enter your postcode and smash “Let’s Check.”
If you get a “Good news!” message — congrats, you're in an Uber-pleasure zone. Now don’t blow it.
At checkout, make sure you pick UBER ADULT DELIVERY under shipping.
Not click & collect (unless you want awkward eye contact).
Not snail mail (we’re not sending smoke signals).
Just fast, discreet, door-knocking magic — minus the blushes.

How to Place Your Order

Mix, match, and make magic.

Whether you’re topping, bottoming, or somewhere delightfully in between, our range of tops and bottoms has you covered—literally. From comfy basics to bold statement pieces, find your perfect fit and style to suit your mood and your moves.

Because your play, your rules.

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Can’t wait to get your hands on it? Choose Uber Delivery at checkout. We’re fast... really fast.

Anal Plugs – Because Backdoor Fun Deserves Front-Row Attention

From petite and playful to weighty and wow, our collection of anal plugs is made for all experience levels. Whether you're just dipping a cheek in or you're a seasoned backdoor bandit, we’ve got the perfect plug to stretch your limits… and your imagination. Silicone, metal, vibrating, jeweled—we're all about giving your peach the attention it deserves.

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Why wait 3 days to play? Pick Uber Delivery at checkout and we’ll come… to your door!!

Everything you need to tie the knot—and the rest.

Ready to spice up your playtime together? Our bondage couples kits come packed with all the essentials—cuffs, restraints, blindfolds, and toys—to explore your wild side safely and stylishly. Perfect for beginners or seasoned pros looking to level up.

Trust, tease, and take control—together.

Because the best adventures are shared.

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Accessories - Pasties – “Cheeky little covers with maximum tease. When less really is more. - Nails – From subtle slay to full-on fierce—nails that demand attention. Eyelashes – Bat, flutter, mesmerize. Lashes that do the flirting for you.”

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Urethral Sounding Plugs – Not Your Average Insertables

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Fast, fun, and totally private — Uber Adult delivers pleasure straight to your door.

Australia’s premier adult shop, ready when you are!

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