
Uber Discreet Delivery – Get It Fast & Keep It Naughty Quiet
Load up your cart with delicious little secrets?
Click that shopping bag like you mean it. Enter your postcode and smash “Let’s Check.”
If you get a “Good news!” message — congrats, you're in an Uber-pleasure zone. Now don’t blow it.
At checkout, make sure you pick UBER ADULT DELIVERY under shipping.
Not click & collect (unless you want awkward eye contact).
Not snail mail (we’re not sending smoke signals).
Just fast, discreet, door-knocking magic — minus the blushes.
Mix, match, and make magic.
Whether you’re topping, bottoming, or somewhere delightfully in between, our range of tops and bottoms has you covered—literally. From comfy basics to bold statement pieces, find your perfect fit and style to suit your mood and your moves.
Because your play, your rules.
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592 3pc Bow Set Small Red
Regular price $52.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$64.99 AUDSale price $52.00 AUDSale -
594 PVC 2 pc Eyelet Set Hot Pink Large
Regular price $72.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$89.99 AUDSale price $72.00 AUDSale -
Fluro Colours 2pc Set Fluro Yellow S/M
Regular price $44.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.99 AUDSale price $44.00 AUDSale -
Micro Bikini Red
Regular price $23.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Micro Bikini Black
Regular price $23.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per
Can’t wait to get your hands on it? Choose Uber Delivery at checkout. We’re fast... really fast.

Arousal Creams & Gels
Try the latest in Edible Lubes from System JO. They are to die for.
Anal Plugs – Because Backdoor Fun Deserves Front-Row Attention
From petite and playful to weighty and wow, our collection of anal plugs is made for all experience levels. Whether you're just dipping a cheek in or you're a seasoned backdoor bandit, we’ve got the perfect plug to stretch your limits… and your imagination. Silicone, metal, vibrating, jeweled—we're all about giving your peach the attention it deserves.
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Crystal Clear 3.5" Butt Plug Clear
Regular price $16.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ouch Curve Butt Plug Black
Regular price $25.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Crystal Clear 5.5" Curvy Turquoise
Regular price $31.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Pretty Love Sensitive Prostate Plug
Regular price $29.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Pretty Love Sturdy Silicon Anal Plug
Regular price $49.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$49.99 AUDSale price $49.99 AUD
Why wait 3 days to play? Pick Uber Delivery at checkout and we’ll come… to your door!!
Everything you need to tie the knot—and the rest.
Ready to spice up your playtime together? Our bondage couples kits come packed with all the essentials—cuffs, restraints, blindfolds, and toys—to explore your wild side safely and stylishly. Perfect for beginners or seasoned pros looking to level up.
Trust, tease, and take control—together.
Because the best adventures are shared.
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Master Series Gold Submission Kit
Regular price $97.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Sportsheets PIVOT Connection Kit
Regular price $75.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Sportsheets Tied & Twisted Kit 4pce
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Ouch Luxury Bondage Kit Black
Regular price $128.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$159.99 AUDSale price $128.00 AUDSale -
Ouch Tattoo Bondage Kit
Regular price $128.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$159.99 AUDSale price $128.00 AUDSale
Accessories - Pasties – “Cheeky little covers with maximum tease. When less really is more. - Nails – From subtle slay to full-on fierce—nails that demand attention. Eyelashes – Bat, flutter, mesmerize. Lashes that do the flirting for you.”
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Glow In The Dark Pastie Set 2pce
Regular price $24.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$29.99 AUDSale price $24.00 AUDSale -
Strap Up Maid Black & White S/M
Regular price $73.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Nipple Tassels "Kiss Me"
Regular price $9.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Leg Avenue Red Devil Kit 3pc
Regular price $40.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$79.99 AUDSale price $40.00 AUDSale -
Sexy AF Nipple Couture Pink Marabou
Regular price $26.00 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per$32.99 AUDSale price $26.00 AUDSale
Urethral Sounding Plugs – Not Your Average Insertables
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Knot - Knot Silicone Urethral Sounding
Regular price $26.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Urethral Sound Stainless Steel 6mm
Regular price $29.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Urethral Sound Stainless Steel 8 mm
Regular price $29.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Urethral Sound Stainless Steel 7 mm
Regular price $29.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Master Series Chasm Stainless Cum Thru
Regular price $64.99 AUDRegular priceUnit price / per
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Fast, fun, and totally private — Uber Adult delivers pleasure straight to your door.
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