Uber Discreet Delivery – Get It Fast & Keep It Naughty Quiet
Loaded up your cart with delicious little secrets?
Click that shopping bag like you mean it. Enter your postcode and smash “Let’s Check.”
If you get a “Good news!” message — congrats, you're in an Uber-pleasure zone. Now don’t blow it.
At checkout, make sure you pick UBER ADULT DELIVERY under shipping.
Not click & collect (unless you want awkward eye contact).
Not snail mail (we’re not sending smoke signals).
Just fast, discreet, door-knocking magic — minus the blushes.

How to Place Your Order

Alien Dildos - Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind.

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Can’t wait to get your hands on it? Choose Uber Delivery at checkout. We’re fast... really fast.

Bedroom Costumes

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Why wait 3 days to play? Pick Uber Delivery at checkout and we’ll come… to your door!!

Cock Cages

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Fancy Dress Costumes – Half Price!

Double the sass, half the price.
Ready to play dress-up without the full-price drama? Our fancy dress costumes are now 50% off! From schoolgirl sweet to dominatrix daring, now’s your chance to stock up on fantasy looks that slay in the bedroom—or steal the show at the party.

Why pay full price when you can be naughty for less?

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Shop & Delivery Hours

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Fast, fun, and totally private — Uber Adult delivers pleasure straight to your door.

Australia’s premier adult shop, ready when you are!

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