How to Place Your Order

Choose Your Products

Select your favorite items.
When you're ready, click on the bag icon in the top right corner.

Delivery & Pickup Options

Once in your cart, you'll see three options:

Uber Discreet Delivery – Get It Fast & On the Down Low

1. Enter your postcode and hit "Let’s Check."
If you get a “Good news!” message, Uber Delivery is available in your area.

2. At checkout, make sure you select UBER DELIVERY in the shipping area—
That’s how we know to get your goodies to you ASAP.

3. Once you go through to checkout,
The Uber delivery fee will appear as your shipping.
(So double-check you’ve picked Uber Delivery, not snail mail. )

4. Fill in your delivery details
Don’t forget to add any juicy notes for your driver.

5. Choose how you wanna pay:
PayPal, PayID, Zip or Afterpay – we like options.

6. Once your order is picked up,
We’ll send you a tracking link so you can watch it come… straight to your door.

Please Note: Uber delivery is not included in free shipping.

In-Store Pickup

Select this option at checkout to collect your order in person.
You'll receive a confirmation message when your order is ready for pickup.
Visit the store with your confirmation message to collect your items.

Pickup Address:
200c Dorset Road, Boronia 3155

Standard Postal Shipping

Choose this option for regular delivery via postal service.
Shipping fees and estimated delivery times will be displayed at checkout.
You'll receive a tracking number once your order is dispatched.

Please Note: Uber delivery is not included in free shipping.

Uber Delivery Hours

Orders placed outside of Uber Adult delivery hours will be delivered the next morning.

🕒 Operating Hours:

Monday – Thursday: 9:00 AM – 9:30 PM
Friday – Saturday: 9:00 AM – 10:30 PM
Sunday: 10.00AM - 9.30PM

Payment & Discretion

What appears on my credit card/PayPal statement?

No Big Deal UberA will appear on your statement for full discretion.
PayID: R Wilson