Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f**k off. 2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck. 3. I wish I could f***ing spell. 4. Property of C***y McF***face. 5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.
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